Dear Mad Cows!
Today we have a very difficult game, the first of four games, namely: Golden Gaya - Breack Balls - Quinto Alto - Golden Gaya (again!),
in the Classifica in the 3rd, 2nd and 1st position respectively!!! But
today we don't play at Virgin (it means good luck for us!) and it is
Friday & 13th (it means, we hope, bad luck for them!).
Last
training we practiced catenaccio
defense and none got injured. So, if all the sick players have recovered
their strong and health, we are gonna present good battle!! The match
will take place at 9:30pm at Pol. Novoli
The squad list is the following:
- Bea 'The miracle' (as a goalie)
- Nú(t)ria
- Inken 'Tiger'
- Mira 'Gazelle'
- Sanne 'Blond torita'
- Ieva 'The Word'
- Francesca 'La fantastica asfaltatrice'
- Lai(l)a Fox Sánchez von Darth Vader, former Laia
Of
course we will need all the possible support from our Curva! Hanna,
Emilie (and her sticks) and Romain have already confirmed their presence
to perform an amazing spettacolo!
The meeting point is at 20:15 at Piazza Le Cure
Yes, just like him: http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=DGwzK0kkGxo (and yes, this is a hidden ad of Nike, they just transferred me a bit of money this afternoon)
And if after running you still are able to think a bit, use some
theatre techniques, all right? Meaning, we should try to slow down the
pace of the game with
every possible means. Because, let's be honest, in
average they score 7,6 goals in a game. They will be more fit, with
better ball drible techniques, etc. And the less breaks in the game, the
better for them to catch the rhythm of the game
and to impose it on us. Also, the faster the game, the more time they
have for ball control, and the more goals we will get in our box. What
do we conclude from this?
Let's enjoy it slowly! After all, it is healthy sometimes not to show the potential of your brains and to be a bit retarded.
In other words, time works on our side already from the very 1st minute of the game (unless
we somehow appear to be in situation when the end of the game is very
close and we lose just with 1 or 2 goals. hmmmm... forget about it).
And what does that mean? = You need to lace up your shoes? DO IT!!!
You don't need to lace up your shoes? Who cares, DO IT ANYWAY!!!
Just make sure that referee sees your necessity to lace up shoes and actually stops the match!!!
You think they kicked you / pushed you? Show it to others
(read: referee), try to fall down (but not if situation on the pitch
extremely needs you)!! Remember the perfect fall of Marilu 2 games
ago!!!Preferably, do it with a short scream (read: for referee
to hear it). Tears in your eyes afterwards, perhaps (but then you need
to look into eyes of referee to make sure he actually sees you
crying). Or, ideally, fall with some small somersault... ok, kidding,
for that we need training before. And, if seriously
- they give yellow cards for simulation, too. So probably shoe laces
are the safest option, after all.
BUT the good news here are that each of us have 2 shoes!!! You laced
up the shoe of your right leg just 3 min ago? That doesn't mean the shoe
of your left leg would mind obtaining the same careful attitude. AND
particularly - try to help Bea with this approach
in situations when there are several angolos in row!!! It is
indeed important for the goalie to get even small breaks between them.
And it equally helps calming down the defense and to have 15 spare sec
to make it sure we really each still stick 1 to 1.
And when the ball has to be entered in the game from the line, don't
rush there! In this case life is no Cinderella story, the pitch and the
white line will still be there 10 sec later, trust me!! You can always
SLOWLY walk those few metres, showing the
most of dignity :DD Or walk there without ball firstly, then "remember"
you need the ball and go back for it. Besides, can also ask for some
phone numbers to opponent girls on your way to the line.
In other words, those who don't cherish seconds, won't save (valuable) minutes! :))
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